新he orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!
新he studied for a blood test and failed!
新he thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
新he thought meow mix was a record for cats.
新he took lessons for a player piano.
新he tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
新he spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!
戢t the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here' - she put Sagittarius!
搏f you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change.
新he asked me, "What's the number for 911?"!
新he got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged!
新he put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept!
新he sold the car for gas money!
新he took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
新he tried to drown herself in a carpool!
新he tried to steal a free sample!
新he was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"!
暈hen she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!
暈hen she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."!
暈hen she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home!
暈hen she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
暈hen I told her to "Take the trash out," she moved!
暄ou can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen!
暈hen your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
暈hen she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
新he wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses!
暗hey had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade!
暈hen I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper!
新he thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
新he thought Thailand was a men's clothing store!
新he thought the board of education was a piece of wood!
新he thinks Tiger Woods is a forest!
新he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
新he asked me, "what's that letter after X" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!
新he ordered her sushi well done!
新he died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"!
搏f she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless!
搏t takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
新he got hit by a parked car!
新he sold the house to pay the mortgage!
新he tried to drown a fish!
新he tripped over a cordless phone!
暈hen she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around!
新he'd have to be twice as smart to become a half-wit!
暈hen the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."!
暈hen her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones!
暈hen she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."!
新he thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album!
新he thought asphalt was a skin disease!
新he sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
新he put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum!
新he couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses!
搏f brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose!
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